5 Sexiest Celebrities On The Paleo Diet – Male & Female

by admin on April 7, 2015

Sexiest Celebrities On The Paleo DietNo, Dick here doesn’t eat Paleo. This is the ugly look I have on my face when I see a mainstream news article, from fox news for example, calling the paleo diet a “fad diet”.

You’re calling the 200,000 + year old ancestral human diet a fad? You are the one who has gained temporary relevance by getting in bed with government and corporations, b#*ch!

There are a good number of Hollywood celebrities that agree.

So who are the hottest celebs fashioning their diet ancestrally?

Sexiest Celebrities On The Paleo Diet

Eva LaRue


1.) Eva LaRue

This CSI: Miami smoke-show credits her smooth curves to the paleo diet. “I am a firm believer in The Paleo Solution,” says La Rue. “Since adopting a Paleo way of eating I look and feel better, and I know that I am setting a good example for my daughter.”

Eva believes that paleo Hollywood actors and actresses are helping the paleo diet gain even more relevance.


Sexiest Celebrities On The Paleo Diet

6’2″ QB Aaron Rogers led the Packers to win Super Bowl XLV

2.) Aaron Rodgers

On his road trip to Super Bowl XLV, Rogers brought a copy of The Paleo Diet. Maybe his new diet helped him win that Super Bowl. Then again, it could be his huge hands. I know what you’re thinking. Sshhh


Sexiest Celebrities On The Paleo Diet

Jessica Biel

3.) Jessica Biel

Known for her lean and toned yet curvaceous and Junoesque figure, Jessica Biel is a superlative example of what a strict Paleo diet can do for a woman’s body.


Sexiest Celebrities On The Paleo Diet

Matthew McConaughey

4.) Matthew McConaughey

“Alriight” Male paleo dieters have great potential to become “beefcakes” if they exercise accordingly. Well Matthew McConaughey eats Paleo and Matthew McConaughey is a beefcake.

I liked him in ‘Interstellar’, but I am more of a Tom Hardy kind of guy. No homo


Sexiest Celebrities On The Paleo Diet

Megan Fox


 5.) Megan Fox

This gal is classically gorgeous. Though she used to smoke cigarettes, she is now perhaps the most strict celebrity paleo dieter. Megan gained only 23 pounds during her first pregnancy and lost it all only two months after her son was born. 

She accomplished this by completely removing all processed food and bread products from her diet.

After 2 pregnancies, Megan is still as foxy as ever.



What do you think, who is the fairest of them all?

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